I Got a Phone! ... and only to stay behind the times with the rest of the world.

Finally, after 4 years of avoiding a cell phone, I finally got one.  I now have one.  All that mobile tech talk I've been hearing all 2009.... well, I have a cell phone now, and I want to throw it into a wall.  Literally, I am more tempted to fastball pitch this Nokia dumbphone directly into a brick wall than using it and it's features.