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Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Bush Dies Peacefully In His Sleep
WASHINGTON—George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States of America, passed away painlessly in his sleep Monday night, White House sources confirmed. The 62-year-old Bush was reportedly discovered lying unresponsive in his bed by first lady Laura Bush, a gentle smile still on his lips. "It was as though he knew it was his time to go," said longtime family physician Dr. Harold Ditmas, who pronounced the president dead of natural causes at 7:24 a.m. Plans for Bush's funeral have been postponed indefinitely following an unexpected incident in which the president's corpse was sucked through an Air Force One jet engine.
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New World Notes: Where To Celebrate Obama's Inaugural In Second Life
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New World Notes: Where To Celebrate Obama's Inaugural In Second Life
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Obama Win Causes Backers to see how Empty their Lives are.... and World of World of Warcraft
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